A little Christian humor to get the day started
Visiting his grandparents, a small boy opened the big family Bible.
He was fascinated as he looked through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out. He picked it up and found that it was an old leaf that had been pressed flat between the pages.
“Mama, look what I have found,” he called out.
“What have you got there, dear?” his mother asked.
With astonishment in his voice, the boy answered, “I think that it’s Adam’s underwear!”
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon.
With great expression he said, “If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river!”
The congregation nodded their approval.
With even greater emphasis he added, “And if I had all the wine in the world I’d take it and throw it into the river, too!”
The people clapped and were saying “Amen”.
And then finally, he…
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